Testimonials


The following testimonials are all organic. No AI, no embellishments. If you had a massage with me and enjoyed it, and are inclined to write a testimonial, please submit it by email to friendlymasseur@gmail.com. Thank you!
By: NM Pasadena, CA
"This is just as much a review of Bill's excellent massages as it is of Bill's fine character and amazing personality. Bill has been my go-to massage therapist for a long time and the massage is always superb. During my massage last month, I happened to mention that I was scheduled for a minor but incapacitating surgery and was worried about how I was going to manage the aftermath. I am more than 70 and live on my own so I was touched and flattered when Bill offered to go shopping for me and look in on me during my pending recovery. He made me chicken soup which put my poor mother to shame (she was a god awful cook). I cannot sing the praises of Bill loudly enough!"
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By: RY Los Angeles, CA
"I have been wanting to get a massage for months but just finished with my vaccinations a couple of weeks ago. My massage with Bill was great in every way. All of my expectations were exceeded. This was just what I needed to get out of my pandemic funk."
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By: GK Los Angeles, CA
"Bill is a rare combination of skilled massager and good friend. He is such a funny and thoughtful guy. I have been coming to him for years on and off. When I found out he was doing the massage outdoors I didn't have to think twice. I'm glad I didn't."
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By: JA Glendale, CA
"Thanks for the great massage. My back and neck feel a million times better. And so does everything else!"
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By: PF Montecito, CA
"Throughout the pandemic I have wanted a massage on multiple occasions but have refrained for all the obvious reasons. When I learned of Bill's outside option I planned a session on my recent trip down to LA. The massage was expertly performed, the environment was very pleasant, and Bill is one hell of a nice guy. If you're reading this review and you're not sure who you should hire, let me save you any further indecison. Just call Bill."
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By: OS Los Angeles, CA
"I didn't realize when I booked the session but I had seen Bill once about 6 years ago before I moved away for work. When Bill opened the door I was very excited. I was as happy with this session as I was with the one from years ago. Its so cool to be with a therapist who makes a two hour session feel like 20 minutes. Thank you and see you soon."
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By: MN Palm Springs, CA
"I totally adore this guy. The massage was awesome but the conversation was even better. I melted like a pat of butter under Bill's experienced touch and he gave me some ingenious clarity about a stubborn pesonal issue I am contending with. I wish we had more therapists like Bill in Palm Springs. I guess he will just have to be a treat when I come to LA."
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By: AW Los Angeles, CA
"Bill was a great find. I have been to lots of other massage therapists in town but think I have no found my regular go to guy. The whole session was great and I was at ease being outdoors in the lush garden. I'll be back soon."
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By: JP Los Angeles, CA
"Bill's outdoor studio is fabulous. Highly recommended for these crazy times."
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By: MW Pasadena, CA
"What a wonderful experience. It's still the same great massage it always was. Being in Bill's outdoor studio was almost like having a massage at The Huntington. The sensuousness of having a massage outside in a garden is the perfect answer to increased clinical implements that are now necessary."
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By: BC South Pasadena, CA
"Bill and I go back a long way. This must have been my twelfth or fifteenth massage session with Bill and every single one of them has been amazing. I am posting this review today especially to sing the praises of Bill's new pandemic aware outside massage studio. Bill did a great job transforming his garden into an airy and very private oasis for his clients. Its great having a massage surrounded by cactus plants and succulents while feeling the cool breezes all over my body. He took my temperature and checked my blood oxygen before letting me in. He then offered me my own individual bottle of water. He kept his mask on during the whole session. I only took my own mask off when I was face down on the massage table. When I was on my back the mask was back on. There was a fan gently blowing under the table for an extra level of air circulation and there was a nice incense burning. As the sun set, the evening lighting came on. It was a great ambience. Bill even installed a sink and urinal outside which was a good thing because I really had to pee! I have always been impressed with all the great things Bill does but this new open air studio deserves a whole other level of accolades. I felt much safer than had I gone to an indoor spa. Thank you Bill."
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By: FR Los Angeles, CA
"Handsome CHECK. Personable, CHECK. Talented, CHECK. Repeatable, CHECK!"
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By: SS Burbank, CA
"From the moment I got on the table I was in the twilight zone. Everything from the massage work to to conversation to the smell of lemongrass in the room was relaxing and relieving. I entered a grumpy bundle of nerves and left ready to take on the world. Bill is a great guy. Totally worth the money. I tipped."
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By: KM Culver City, CA
"Bill is a hot, interesting, smart, sexy, genuine, caring man. He also smells very good. Due to an amputation, I am self conscious about getting a massage. I worry about what the guy is thinking about my handicap. No such feelings with Bill. The sessions are exceptional in every respect. I have called twice so far. I will call again next month."
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By: PB Chicago, IL
"Every time I come to LA, I have a massage with Bill. Unlike so many massage guys who make you feel like they are processing you in and out, I always feel welcome at Bill's. Everything about the experience is memorable from the massage to the conversation to the company. Business trips can be highly pressurized not to mention lonely so I deeply appreciate having a friend to call in the area. Part of me wishes that Bill would move to Chicago but then I would have to find someone else in California."
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By: WD Los Angeles, CA
"I found myself downtown with a canceled meeting and sore back. Fortunately, Bill was able to take me on short notice. The massage ended up being WAAAY better than that stupid meeting would have been. This is something I hope to repeat. Thanks Bill!"
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By: PR West Hollywood, CA
"Bill's service was well balanced and professional with the perfect amount of extra intrigue. Not many guys know how to do a good two hour massage. Bill absolutely does. I not only enjoyed the massage but the company as well. I feel like Goldilocks. Everything was just right. I'll save the number."
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By: ZD Manhattan Beach, CA
"Bill is a super guy. I don't have the opportunity to do this kind of thing very often but when I do I always call Bill. His technique, personality, demeanor, and intellect are second to none. Trust me I'm old and have seen it all! LOL."
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By: MM Los Angeles, CA
"When he was willing to spend more than one minute on the phone with me, I was convinced that this was the massuer I was going to hire. The massage was as wonderful as I expected. I felt welcome, respected, and completely accommodated."
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By: KA Los Angeles, CA
"Bills magic hands relieved tensions up and down my body. He gave me many useful tips on how to eat better through my current period of weight loss. The massage and conversation were wonderful. What a thoughtful guy. So rare. I was impressed with both his heart and humor. This was my first appointment with Bill but it won't be the last. Many thanks. "
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By: EG Pasadena, CA
"My amazing session with Bill has convinced me to stop paying disinterested twinks for a service that has less than half the aggregate value of one provided by a mature man. Bill is a genuine and pleasant service professional. I left the session feeling completely renewed."
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By: MF Los Angeles, CA
"I am not using my real initials in this review. I was very pleased with my massage, the enviroment, and the company. Ran into Bill in a very tight area at party later last week. Bill handled this beautifully. Discretion is the better part of valor. I love a socially advanced man."
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By: GG Glendale, CA
"Bill is the perfect combination of a cool east side stud and a high brow intellectual. He is much better looking in person than he is in his photos. In my first session a few months back, I was more than a little bit impressed by his casual intelligence. On a more pedestrian note, Bill makes short work of zeroing out the tightness in my back and shoulders. Without fail, he gets me laughing (no small feat). Each session is a welcome clearing house of tension. I highly recommend massage with Bill."
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By: HV Beverly Hills, CA
"My session with Bill was just what the doctor ordered. The massage was great but vibrant conversation about politics, gentrification, and modern art is what really made this session stand out for me. Sometimes a mature man needs a more substantive interaction than what can be enjoyed with a 30 year old actor from West Hollywood."
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By: AQ Chicago, IL
"Earlier this week was my second time stopping over in Los Angeles returning from business travel to Aisa. Two times in a row Bill's massage made all the difference. As a tall guy, its a drag that my company is too cheap to pay for business or first class so I am always in physcial trauma when I get off the plane. The massage was amazing and I slept like a brick despite the constant airplane noises outside the hotel. Bill has earned himself the status of my go-to guy in Los Angeles."
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By: RF West Hollywood,CA
"I specifically requested a light sensual massage and was not let down. Bill was punctual, skilled and hot. The session was outstanding.
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By: KW Santa Monica, CA
"Bill is a sincere sexy man with many wonderful traits. I called several massage guys on my way home from Palm Springs but ended up choosing Bill because he was so accommodating. I originally wanted an outcall to my place in Santa Monica but when I explained that I was on the freeway heading home from Palm Springs, Bill offered to allow me to bring him inside and to use the shower because I was sweaty from driving. It ended up being more convenient for both of us and a little bit cheaper for me. The massage was fantastic. Bill is a great guy. I can't recommend the experience enough."
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By: MC Los Angeles, CA
"So many masseurs, so little time. I had a long flight the day before and everything hurt. Thankfully Bill was available. I was pleased when he opened the door and comfortable all the way through. What scant chat we had was pleasant and agreeable. We had a couple of great laughs. The session surpassed my expectations. I put Bill's number on permanent save."
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By: ZB South Pasadena, CA
"Wow. Wow. Wow. Not only was the massage one of the best I ever had but the conversation was great too. Everything about it was exceptional in every way. Do you do couples?"
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By: EK Los Angeles, CA
"Everything about the session exceeded my expectations. It was very nice to be massaged by someone who knows what he is doing! I will be repeat client."
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By: EK Los Angeles, CA
"If you want a superb massage by an understanding, attractive and highly skilled man, choose Bill."
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By: NS Culver City, CA
"Some massage guys are just in it for the money but Bill isn't one of those. His care and compassion for people are visible in every aspect of dealing with him. The massage was both soothing and invigorating. I especially like how he stretches out my lower back and legs. He is also great on hands and arms. If I could afford it I would get a massage more often. Thanks for making the drive out to the west side!"
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By: BL Glendale, CA
"Bill was pleasant on the phone. He showed up on time. He was wonderful in person. The massage technique was excellent and I was completely relaxed after. I felt seen to in all respects. I have a physical deformity that makes me very self conscious but Bill was unaffected. I want him to know that his nonchalance was appreciated. Bill is a true professional and I will be calling again."
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By: AB Los Angeles, CA
"My neck and back were killing me after a long flight so decided to give Bill a try. He's been on my radar for a while now. The massage went beyond my expectations. It was a fantastic experience."
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By: FZ Los Angeles, CA
"After several blissful escapes on Bill's massage table, I figured it was time to post a review. Each massage is better than the one before. Aside from being much more handsome in person than on the internet, Bill is a class act. I give him the highest marks for massage, conversation and understanding. Bill takes me away from the unrelenting shit show that is my world right now. Good character goes a very long way. See you soon."
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By: WW Glendale, CA
"I loved my massage with Bill. The whole experience was amazing. His technique is firm and strong but not forceful. His personality is upbeat without being obnoxious or disingenuous. He was classy enough to ask me for a coaster before putting his water bottle on my antique dresser. Why wouldn't I have him back. Thank you for taking the stinging bite out of my week."
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By: AM Los Angeles, CA
"Bill knows just where to touch me and exactly how. My first session was great but my last one was even better. Looks like I'll be a regular client now."
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MH Calgary, AB
"I was feeling nervous and overwhelmed on my first day visiting Los Angeles and chose Bill because he was the closest masseur to my hotel. In hindsight this choice was quite fortuitous. Bill gave me so many spectacular suggestions of where to eat and what to see on my trip. He directed me to restaurants, shopping, gay bars, nature hikes and a beautiful alternate accommodation which was half the price of my overpriced corporate hotel. His suggestions greatly enhanced my experience of Los Angeles and for that I will be forever thankful. And the massage? One of the best I have ever had!
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By: SS Valencia, CA
"Bill is genuine, sexy, and talented. I appreciate how conveniently he is located, the ease of parking in front of his place, his amazing hands, and the use of the shower (with 10 different kinds of soap). Been back twice. Will be back next time Im around downtown. Thanks Bill!
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PK Santa Monica, CA
"I am elderly and sight restricted so must feel comfortable on the phone before inviting a masseur into my home. From my first phoning to ask about his services I felt very comfortable. This comfort carried right through my appointment. His manners, cheerful attitude and techniques should be instructive for others in the business. I loved my massage and his company."
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By: AS Los Angeles, CA
"I love sensual touch but I have extremely sensitive skin. I guess I have a frail constitution. Many massage guys don't know their own strength. Not true with Bill. He listened to what I wanted and provided that. He was very responsive to my directions while on the table. I did not go home covered with blotches and bruises this time. Also he is well bred, polite, and professional. I felt valued and respected. I will certainly call on Bill again."
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By: AV Los Angeles, CA
"It was my second time back to Bill yesterday. It was even better than the first. There is something to be said for developing a rapport with a caring intelligent m4m professional who understands how to provide value for the client. The quality the service I have thus far received far exceeds the price."
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By: MF Pasadena, CA
"I was comfortable in all phases of the massage from our initial phone contact to the completion of the service. When you are sick of amateurs, come see Bill. He is a pro."
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By: JJ Los Angeles, CA
"The entire experience was a good one. Bills leg and groin technique is extremely relaxing."
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By: NW Studio City, CA
"As someone who is commonly referred to as queeny, I was tickled pink to discover Bill back in June of last year. He took me and my business seriously which is more than I can say for a lot other masculine masseuses in town. All three time I partook of Bill's services, I have been treated with care and respect and understanding and given a very good attentive massage. If you are light in your loafers like I am, don't waste your time with shallow Hollywood gym rats. Bill is a more intelligent choice."
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WS Los Angeles, CA
"I immediately liked Bill on the phone. He was patient and professional. I loved his massage too. The experience great and one I hope to repeat. Bill is as advertised, "the friendly masseur.""
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By: WK Los Angeles, CA
"Bill went out of his way to make me comfortable. The massage was excellent. The conversation was good. He has a hot body. He is the real deal. So glad I hired outside of WeHo this time. Guys are different on the East Side. More real. Less BS. 10 out of 10 for sure!"
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By: WW Naperville, IL
"If I could pack Bill in my rolling bag and bring him back to Chicago I would! He's an awesome guy, his massage is tops, and he made my laugh my ass off!!! See you next trip, friend."
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By: CN Los Angeles, CA
"This was my second appointment with Bill and it was better than the first. The first was just wonderful but this time we connected a lot more. It is always a bit of a challenge to be naked and vulnerable in front of a new person but Bill treats this with a great deal of sensitivity and kindness. The first time I went to Bill's place which was very nice and clean. This time I was comfortable enough to have him to my home. He was able to set up his table in close quarters. In addition to the massage we had a very interesting chat. It was nice to go to bed immediately after the massage instead of having to drive home on the freeway."
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By: CN Los Angeles, CA
"Bill is a charming handsome man who knows his craft. I prefer a masseur to focus on certain areas and others to be omitted. Bill listened to what I wanted the first time. How refreshing. He went in deep in some places, and very lightly in others. He is conscientious and has earned my repeat business."
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By: ND West Los Angeles, CA
"My monthly afternoon escapes with Bill have become a central feature to my relaxation initiatives. Everything is easy from setting up the appointment to parking to the cordial conversation. The massage is heaven. I sent my partner last week. He too spoke highly of his experience."
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By: AB Glendale, CA
"It is a pleasure to have found an attractive fit masseur who knows what he is doing and is not ageist."
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By: RR Los Angeles, CA
"After being suprise dumped the afternoon of Valentines Day, I was feeling pretty badly. I chose to book an appointment with Bill on a whim. I was not disappointed. Parking was easy. Bill was very friendly true to his business identity. His slow expert strokes and years of experience had me dozing off in blissful sleep. He is a great guy, good listener, and someone with whom I would consider becoming friends. The fact that he has never been into drugs makes him all the more desirable.
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By: BR Santa Monica, CA
"I'm a distance runner with intractable tension in my groin and shoulders. Bill hits all the spots every time. I've had so many bullshit happy ending massages before I met Bill. He takes his work seriously but is also loads of fun! "
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By: MW Hollywood, CA
"I was relieved that Bill took a few minutes on the phone with me to assure me that my first m2m experience would be comfortable. It was a lot more than that. It was liberating. I frequent very ungay circles so did not know what to expect. Bills insight and patience were extraordinary but paled in comparrison to the incredible massage."
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By: SY Studio City, CA
"Bill is an extraordinary man. If I were available I would ask him for a date. The massage on its own is excellent but the conversation was equally wonderful. It was quite invigorating to be in the company of such a handsome and intelligent man. My time with Bill was a memorable experience that I hope to repeat soon."
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By: FN Sioux Falls, SD
"Bill was so good last year I decided to come again this year. I travel for business 90 percent of the time so am sore from airplanes. Not only does Bill look great but he knows just what to do. I always feel welcome. I never feel rushed. I'll be back next trip. Thanks Bill."
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By: MR West Hollywood, CA
"What a refreshing experience that was. If you want expertise, talent, courtesy, good attitude, and heart, call Bill. "
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By: LL Glendale, CA
"Cool guy, cool place. Great physique, great technique. My back is back so I'll be back."
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By: MK Santa Barbara, CA
"While in Los Angeles for business, I had a massage with Bill. It was so good, I called him for another two days later. My (very traditional) partner showed up at my hotel to spend the weekend with me just hours after the second massage. That very evening, Bill and his friend showed up in the seats next to us at the theater. What are the chances? Of course this concerned me but at no time was my discretion compromised. I think Bill could sense I was worried so he sent me a quick text during intermission that said "Relax" with a smiley face after it.. I cannot tell you what a relief this was. Bill is definitely a keeper!"
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AB Los Angeles, CA
"What a lovely, handsome genuine man! This massage exceeded all my expectations. Bill's advice about treating my cracked feet was better than any given to me by medical doctors. If you want a quality masseur that understands the meaning of service, look no further. Bill really is 'THE FRIENDLY MASSEUR'"
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KV Laguna Beach, CA
"I took a long time with my selection of Bill because I only very occassionally get m4m massage. Bill is very friendly and nice. I felt welcome and at home immediately. The massage was phenomenal. The two hours went by much too fast. I will come back the next time I am up in LA. Thank you Bill."
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By: YL Los Angeles, CA
"Great guy. Great energy. Great massage. I feel GREAT! "
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