Clients I serve and don't serve

Most guys who book massages with me fall into one of these general categories:

Single gay men

Single bi men

Single questioning men

Committed gay men

Committed bi men

Committed questioning men

Married gay men

Married bi men

Married questioning men

First time with a man

College guys

Professionals of all ages

Corporate employees

Skilled tradespeople

Business owners

Business travelers

Retired gentlemen

Tourists

*Not that I should have to say this but men of ALL races are welcome!

Guys who might be self-conscious for one of the reasons below will be welcomed with the same kindness, respect, understanding, and temperance as everyone else:

Excessively beautiful (no fawning here)

Celebrity (who cares?)

Moderately Overweight (many people are)

Mild skin issues (as long as its not contaigious)

Out of shape (everyone has ups and downs)

Plain looking (like most people)

Small dick (unconcerned)

Gigantic dick (does not determine massage focus)

Asymmetry (not everyone is the Mona Lisa)

Vitiligo (and?)

Very short or very tall. (not every man is a medium)

Thinner than average (as long as its not drug use related)

Amputee (unphased. let me know your specific needs)

Colostomy bag dependent (you would not be my first client with a stoma)

Clients who may require special assistance and consideration will receive and extra level of tailored attention with me:

Men with mobility restrictions (up to a point)

Deaf guys

Blind guys

Guys with speech impediments or muteness (communication by typing ok)

Client types who's disposition will require a more detailed discussion prior to booking:

FTM (I love trans guys but ground rules need to be punctuated in advance)

Clients older than 80 (health and physiology issues should be laid out)

People who require excessive security/discretion (fact of life for some)

Clients in an active accident recovery process (self explanatory)

Clients with other handicaps (please elaborate in advance)

People who should avoid booking a session with me (subject to refusal of service or session termination)

Men with acute body odor/halitosis

Acutely unhygienic guys

Drug users

Potheads

Drunks

Cigarette and cigar smokers

People who momentarily smell of weed smoke, tobacco smoke, or any type of smoke

Excessively Overweight Guys (massage table holds 300 lbs max)

Shady characters

Pushy and entitled guys

Sufferers of incontinence

Guys with acute eruptive or oozing skin conditions (not simple acne)

Anti-white racists (in fact, any racists)

Bad tempered persons

Men who raise their voice

Rude, snappy, bitchy, or superior attitude

Anyone with an STD

Guys who are always unapologetically late for everything

Guys who have little or no regard for others' time.